Our next president is going to be a Legislator

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The Rwandan mnemonic tradition of clustering past monarchs in cycles of four in accordance with the unmistakably formulaic pattern “A conquers, B is unlucky, C prospers, and D is a legislator”

Evitar Zerubavel. Time Maps, 2003.

The Russian analogy would be "лысый - волосатый."