Good news for conservatives

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Although the vast majority of Republicans (87% to be precise) are now perfectly willing to eat bullshit, some conservatives can still afford to cal a lie a lie.

On Monday evening, President Trump announced he was disinviting the Super Bowl-winning Philadelphia Eagles from coming to the White House thanks to their low turnout. It was obviously a case of “you can’t quit – you’re fired!” from the president. But what’s worse, Trump is lying about it.