timelets

Eighteen

One Trump to break a light bulb.
One Trump to twit about the broken bulb.
One Trump to declare broken all light bulbs installed during the Obama administration.
One Trump to reply to angry replies to his claims.
One Trump to say that Cruz lies when he says that Trump has broken his own light bulb.
One Trump to say that the establishment is trying to keep the American people in the dark.
Five Trumps to blame feminists, democrats, the Chinese, the Mexicans, the illegals for the broken bulb.
One Trump to set up a lighbulb screw-in corporation.
One Trump to license his brand to the corporation.
One Trump to buy a new bulb.
One Trump to hire an illegal on the street corner to install the bulb.
One Trump to hold a press conference about him personally bringing light to America.
One Trump to turn on a light switch.
One Trump to sell the lightbulb screw-in corporation.