Solution by declaration

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After being defeated in the budget fight, the bullshitter-in-chief declared a tremendous emergency on the southern border. As if by magic, immigrant caravans and Mexican drug traffickers stopped attacking our country, despite the lack of the badly needed WALL. Similarly, after declaring "denuclearization" of North Korea last May, he keeps repeating that the nuclear threat from North Korea is gone. It's easy to predict that after making a "historic deal" with China next month, he'll stop talking about trade deficits and intellectual property theft.

Bullshit through and through.