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timelets ([personal profile] timelets) wrote2020-03-27 09:18 am
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Breakthrough research



“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.

“There is evidence to suggest that this subject has developed a super-immunity to intelligence, making it impossible for even rudimentary information to permeate his extraordinarily thick cranium,” the study indicated.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-evidence-indicates-intelligence-not-contagious