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Not a single Eagles player sat or knelt during the national anthem, one of just seven teams with perfect non-kneeling records, in a season that saw 684 such incidents, according to a study released Thursday by Sports Pundit.

Most of the team refused to attend tomorrow's White Hose reception. The bullshitter-in-chief couldn't bear the snub and decided to lie publicly about the situation.