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Joke of the Day
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a general surgeon?
Put it in the patient's records.
How do you hide a $100 from an internist?
Put it under a dressing.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon?
Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a plastic surgeon?
It's a trick question. You can't.
Put it in the patient's records.
How do you hide a $100 from an internist?
Put it under a dressing.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon?
Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a plastic surgeon?
It's a trick question. You can't.