tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584 timelets timelets 2026-03-31T00:21:15Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584:1683162 2026-03-31T00:21:15Z 2026-03-31T00:21:15Z public 2 Now, before each class I give Claude a particular narrative I'd like to cover and ask it to generate jokes within the overall context of the lecture/course. Every time, it comes up with at least one or two good ones, which I wouldn't be able to make myself. That didn't work last year.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=timelets&ditemid=1683162" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584:1677882 2026-03-17T01:23:10Z 2026-03-17T01:23:10Z public 10 Когда Трамп потребовал от Европы и Азии обеспечить безопасность в проливе Ормуз, я по ассоциации вспомнил детский анекдот:<br /><br />- Что такое сверхнаглость?<br />- Насрать под дверь соседу, позвонить и попросить бумажку.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=timelets&ditemid=1677882" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584:1674654 2026-03-02T21:05:13Z 2026-03-02T21:05:13Z public 1 <blockquote>First lady Melania Trump expressed condolences to families who have lost loved ones to death and injury during an address to the United Nations on Monday that described “these challenging times.”<br /><br />In an unprecedented role for a first lady, she opened a meeting of the U.N. Security Council on behalf of the U.S. as the country assumed the rotating presidency of the council. “I extend my earnest wishes for a swift and smooth recovery to all those who have been injured. You are in my thoughts and prayers during these challenging times,” Trump said, without mentioning any particular conflict.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-israel-us-strikes-2026/card/speaking-at-un-melania-trump-expresses-condolences-for-the-dead-4oUsYCq5A2LzcAeEHn9Z">https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-israel-us-strikes-2026/card/speaking-at-un-melania-trump-expresses-condolences-for-the-dead-4oUsYCq5A2LzcAeEHn9Z</a><br /></blockquote><br /><br />It's like watching a really bad movie about geopolitics.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=timelets&ditemid=1674654" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584:1546402 2023-10-19T06:38:25Z 2023-10-19T06:38:25Z public 0 - what mobilization has in common in Russia and Israel?<br />- long lines for flights to TLV.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=timelets&ditemid=1546402" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2016-12-25:2614584:1312916 2020-12-12T05:03:22Z 2020-12-12T05:03:22Z public 2 Все трамповские иски напоминают мне старый детский анекдот про жопу:<br /><blockquote> Бежит жопа по лесу, а за ней волк гонится Видит жопа - два воробья сидят<br />на ветке и говорит:"Воробьи, воробьи, превратите меня в воробья Воробьи<br />ее превратили, подбегает волк и спрашивает:"Воробьи, не видели,-здесь<br />жопа не пробегала?" Воробьи;"Нет, не видели!" Волк;"Постой, постой,<br />что-то мне твои глаза знакомы, а ну-ка чирикни!" "Прррр-прррр-пррр"<br /></blockquote><br /><br />Каждый раз, когда суды просят привести законы и доказательства для обоснования исков, он только пердит в твиттере. <br /><br /> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xkICrjAPDaY" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe> <br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=timelets&ditemid=1312916" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments